The Dolly Daily Word

Here is a checklist to see how obsessive, depressive, hysterical and anxious you really are:

• Do you ever feel like filing your nails too close to your wrist?

• Do you feel like you are in a crowd when you’re all by yourself?

• Do you feel like having tantrum sex?

• Do your friends have to remind you constantly to use the top half of your phone?

• Do you speak in a frequency so high only dogs can hear you?

• Do you find yourself wanting to go home, but realize you’re already there?

If you said yes to any of the above questions, then you really need me, baby.