Tidbits of Wisdom
Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s barely aging at all?
When you marry for money you earn every penny you get.
If your body is your temple shouldn’t all who enter it be tithed?
A penis is for procreation all the rest is a lot of friction.
It’s important for people to like you for the person you pretend to be when you are with them.
It’s natural to want all your relationships to be deep and meaningful, regardless of how superficial they may be.
And bear in mind, if you find someone who’s faithful, honest and true, make sure you leave them before they leave you.
It’s not good to travel faster than the speed of loneliness.
The good news is nothing sags on the moon, but it cost 22 million to get there.
Keep in mind, that when you’re hot your hot, and when you’re not, your estrogen is low.
Now remember children,
tomorrow you can start living for today…

posted on July 21st, 2010 at 12:34 am